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posted by Jack Safety at 5/18/2005 05:14:00 PM
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Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Monday, May 16, 2005
#001
A Black And White Cartoon About Roof Tiling
Valentine's Day Special
Salad Fingers 1; 2; 3; 4; 5;
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Spoilsbury Toast BoyAll from Fat-Pie.com
posted by Jack Safety at 5/16/2005 03:43:00 PM
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About Me
- Name: Jack Safety
- Location: Pheonix, Arizona, United States
Jack Safety is not the kind of man you would want to meet in a dark alley. Not even an adequately lit alley. He loves children and most small animals and uses Public Transportation. He isn't even afraid to sit next to negroes. Jack is a very polite person. More polite than your great grandparents when they were children AND all of Japan put together. One day Jack asked, and was granted, a favor of the Mob. There came a time when the Mob felt they could use a favor in return, and Jack declined so politely that the Mob let him “off the hook”. And that is how polite Jack Safety is. But he'd rather kick your ass. Jack Safety loves children to a degree your average citizen cannot comprehend. He is a volunteer at the local Y where he fights every day to instill in them values such as Abstinence, Honesty, and English. He also assists the elderly at the Phoenix Rod and Gun Club, a non-profit organization dedicated to the safe use of firearms in the pursuit of sporting competition, self-improvement and self-defense. Jack lives in Pheonix on the border of a Hispanic neighborhood with his brother, who likes to play handball and is a registered sex offender. Jack visits his mother frequently.
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